A banana recipe for disaster.
- Take a banana (part of my new healthy eating regime, always make sure you are closer to a fruit bowl than a chocolate vending machine)
- Carry it around in your work bag for three days
- Leave banana in bag
- Leave bag in car over night (ensure it is the first really cold night of the autumn, ideally sprinkle car with a sharp frost.)
- After 12 hours, add three large overdue library books to bag.
- Travel to work
- Drop bag on floor, kick bag under desk, leave for the morning.
- At lunch time endeavor to remove all the black banana mash from books with loo roll and paper towels
- Return books to library, pay fines and run.
Coming soon,recipes for wrinkled apples.
