Archive for March, 2008

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Mad House

March 31, 2008

I have spent some time today searching for my glasses, I could remember I brought them in from the car on Saturday, when I got back from shopping, but I couldn’t find them, not until I  was preparing some lunch and there they were; in the fridge, in the bag with a pound and a half of traditional sausages and a pound of home cured bacon. They have misted up now.

‘Thing one’ made a break for freedom this morning, and who could blame her, it’s a mad house;

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she fluttered up into the cab of the delivery drivers van, he looked a little bemused, she looked some what thwarted when I retrieved her. I told Joe what she had done , ‘Oh no she didn’t do a poo, did she?’ no thank goodness,that would have cost us a dozen eggs , by way of an apology.

She isn’t the first of our pets to plan a great escape, Boo the old cat, had to be brought back home by the telephone engineer who had been working at the house, he  found her in the back of his van when he got back to the telephone exchange, at the other side of town.

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Risk Aware

March 29, 2008

I bought some hairdressing scissors, at Boots the Chemists, I’ve written about Boots before. At the the till the sales assistant sighed, ‘I am sorry the display on my till tells me I’ve got to check, are you old enough to purchase sharp pointy scissors; are you?

Well, old enough in years, but I’ve probably peaked from a safety pointy of view; without my glasses on its probably not such a good idea to let me loose with them, not if my husband and children wish to retain their ear lobes.

The assistant continues, ‘It was the same at Christmas, we couldn’t sell Christmas crackers to anyone under 16 years of age in case they made explosives from them, FOR GOODNESS SAKE, I lived in Northern Ireland with my husband when he was in the army, I can tell you how to make a bomb big enough to blow a hole in a wall and it wasn’t from Christmas crackers.’ she is well in her stride now, ‘What you need’ and she proceeds to give me the ‘recipe’ …………….

And if you think I am going to publish that information you are wrong, Tom and Joe read this blog, from time to time and they have tried building flame throwers already.

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Blowing in the wind

March 29, 2008

Why, oh why, is there so much litter, stuck to every tree and branch and barbed wire fence

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The litter lying and flying about the place seems worse than ever this year, in particular, polythene bags and plastic wrappers

Every barbed wire fence, (this is an ever so ethical Co-operative Society carrier bag.)

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every thorn bush, seems to have tatters of poly bags attached. Along with the domestic waste is the black wrappers from the bails of silage used as winter fodder for the cattle,

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I am not sure if the reason it ’seems’ worse this year is to do with the fact the local council has changed the way it operates kerb side refuse collections, so people put out a lot recyclable items out for collection, but in plastic carrier bags, or if it has been like this for a long time and it only now I am out and about with the camera and actively looking at the landscape, that I am noticing it more.

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Maybe it would be more constructive, rather than moaning about it, just to start collecting it, this is what Joe wants to do, he fancy’s getting hold of his Grandmas ‘long reach grabber things’ and setting off on a mission. I am not sure his Grandma, would want to give them up for such a task, seeing as she usually uses them to reach cereal packets off the top shelf in the pantry, we will have to ask.

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He’s Back

March 28, 2008

Tom is home, he’s been away on a school ski trip

We’ve missed him, the house has been toooooo quiet, (in spite of Joe’s best efforts) when I picked him up from the airport, I wasn’t expecting him to be very lively, they had a long long journey, but he was worse than I feared; all limbs intact, which is good news, but he had but for the last couple of days of his holiday he had ‘flu’ like symptoms,cough, cold, loss of appetite and nausea; I am sure the  there are the tales of what a terrific time he had, up until then, but for now he is tired and ill and is now fast asleep.

Yay for the Lufthansa cabin crew that, noting his cough, checked how he was feeling and offered him some nasal drops to help making his ears less painful coming into land.

On the subject of flying, thank goodness we didn’t have to go any where near Heathrow’s Terminal 5 to get him home, yay for living well north of Watford Gap

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Messy Eater

March 27, 2008

I found a pot of creme fraiche, well past its use by date (even by my standards and they are fairly relaxed on such matters) in the back of the fridge I took it out for the hens (little food is wasted around here.)

Bella was ahead of the flock, and so got stuck in before the others arrived and she would have to share,

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She got in a right old mess, as did everything else within range, when she sneezed, having got the stuff up her ‘nose’.

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Killing Field

March 25, 2008

OK that’s the holiday over, we’ve done fluffy snow and blue skies, now we need to have a chat about this chap.

Handsome isn’t he? we don’t see him very often, twice in fact in about 17 years, once trotting across the top field on a sunny afternoon and one morning, just before the school run, catching voles in the field, leaping around like a playful kitten in the September mist. We have spent more time fox watching at our friends house in London than we have here, they have a fox come up to patio windows every evening. We know the local foxes patrol our fields each night especially at this time of year when food is scarce, we don’t see them, just  the evidence of the visit. Last week I mentioned there were a lot of feathers in the field, they look very pretty in the frost, but there have been an unprecedented number of less photogenic finds, I am going publish some of them; so click away now if you are feeling delicate;

ready? here we go;

Headless chicken

Last week we found a pair of lambs hind legs attached to a large piece of wooly skin, now I’ve brought you decomposing moles, sick rabbits and decorative uses of a sheep’s skull before but I did baulk at photographing this one (it was a bit like finding the remains of Mr Tumnus in the grass)

It’s not that I have some morbid fascination with decay (honest) it’s just nature taking its course, a hungry fox needs to eat, my reason for wandering around the field, collecting the remains is a time and money saving exercise; as Moss the dog (who has a few vices, we know, it’s more to do with operator error than the dogs fault) will if she finds them first, and they are putrid enough, roll on them, or worse still sink her teeth into them, now if she was better trained, she would on command let go, but she becomes some what possessive about them, it’s either a battle to get her to give them up or it could be a very expensive vets bill to remove chicken bones from her guts.

This was last Wednesdays haul, now unless it was a three winged cockerel, we have here the remains of more than one bird

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Take a closer look at the cockerels spur, would you argue with that? one hungry fox.

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They are not our livestock, I think they are from a farm up the road, but our field is a direct route from there, to a sand quarry where I think the fox set is, but it’s is making us much more careful about ensuring our own hens are safely shut away each evening at dusk.

We could have a caption competition for this shot, but I can assure you that our chicken ‘thing one’, her interest was purely from a ‘can I eat it?’ perspective, not unlike the dog in this post by ‘Inspector Gadget’.

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Clearing skies

March 24, 2008

At 6pm it was a snowing heavily,

big, floppy, doily patterned flakes; at twenty past six it looked like this.

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Many thanks to the sheep for

A, standing on the sky line

B, turning through 90 degrees, so they looked like sheep.

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Having a good time

March 24, 2008

The snow showers continue, despite the cold there are a lot of people out and about, these two summed it up, when I asked if it wasn’t a bit cold to be out on the ‘bike’

‘Well, were on holiday and you have to make the most of it’ my second question was have you got ‘thermals’ on (should I be  asking complete strangers about their under clothes?) to which the answer was YES!

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Others were having a snowball fight

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or building snowmen

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Or looking at the views,

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Mr Uhdd had planned to go to the Lake District to do some fell running, but after looking at the weather forecasts, decided against it, others didn’t, see this  video by Wasdale Mountain Rescue team who set out to rescue three mountaineers who were ‘crag-fast’ at 4am yesterday morning.

Today there is less blue sky, it’s a bit bleaker

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But still pretty as a picture compare to tomorrows planed post, you have been warned.

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Easter Sunday

March 23, 2008

Well Easter is early this year

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Work in Progress

March 22, 2008

Spring, one step forward, two steps back.

It’s been snowing over night, this morning you could be forgiven for thinking it’s Christmas not Easter.

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But nature is trying,

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You can’t keep a good flower down

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That zesty spring green, shines through

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The forsythia has made a brake for it,

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But the rhubarb looked like it wished it was still below ground

Brrr

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