There is a gap in the market, for a sort of sheep dip contraption, on the beach full of sun tan lotion, through which all small children (and those big enough to think they can apply the Amber Solaire themselves) must pass. An essential part of the equipment will be a prodder, to dip the children under, to ensure the top of the ears and backs of necks are coated in factor forty.
It’s hot here, stay cool




Child abuse alert. Just keep them out of the sun…… Visit Scotland!
Quick! Get your patent before someone beats you to the registry office. Probably there are at least two patentable inventions; the dip tank and the prod. The prod would likely find many uses in any home, as well. I think you are on to something big.
I also love the photos of the birds on the wires in the following post. Your blog is ever moving me to superlatives.