Watching nature take its course, from the top of a hill in northern England

Use your Loaf


Our bread  maker has a very disconcerting habit of making loaves that look like Donald Trump.  Sigh.

Donald Trump loaf_

Bread gets stale and mouldy very quickly.


Author: uphilldowndale

Watching the rhythm of rural life, from the top of a hill in northern England. Having spent most of my life avoiding writing, I now need to do it! I am no domestic goddess, but if I were expecting visitors to my home, I would whisk round with the duster and plump up the cushions and generally make the place look presentable. I hope that by putting my words where others may see them it will encourage me to ‘tidy up and push the Hoover around’ my writing. On the other hand I may just be adding to the compost heap. Only time will tell! Pull up a chair, sit yourself down, I’ll put the kettle on.

9 thoughts on “Use your Loaf

  1. A hilarious case of pareidolia 🙂

  2. I can do that…. it’s all to do with the amount of water…or salt…or buying cheap flour from Lidl… or something.

  3. Thank you, oh thank you – a laugh out loud moment! What a loaf 🙂

  4. It’s wonky vegetables that are all the rage not bread! Anyway it’s the taste that counts. xx

  5. As an American, I must say I Love This and forwarded it to some friends who loved it too.

  6. I am hoping that He Who Must Not Be Named, like bread, grows stale and mouldy very quickly. Of course the way things are going I must be careful what I wish for. It’s possible that the mouldy bread would be replaced by Darth Vader in a cowboy hat.

  7. Priceless 🙂 He Who Must Not Be Named, as someone else wrote, does not usually make me laugh but here… so much !

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